30 Second Words Podcast Productions » licivious http://www.30secondwords.com Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:19:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Please visit us at http://www.30secondwords.com Kevin Matthews no Kevin Matthews 30secondwords@gmail.com 30secondwords@gmail.com (Kevin Matthews) 2009 Short-Form and Informal Educational Podcasts 30 Second Words Podcast Productions » licivious http://30secondwords.com/wp-content/plugins/powerpress/rss_default.jpg http://www.30secondwords.com Bowler’s Tan: A Lewd Poem http://www.30secondwords.com/2010/02/04/bowlers-tan-a-lewd-poem/ http://www.30secondwords.com/2010/02/04/bowlers-tan-a-lewd-poem/#comments Thu, 04 Feb 2010 06:10:16 +0000 http://www.30secondwords.com/?p=131 I came upon a man

Who had a case of Bowler’s Tan,

Two fingers and a thumb were white,

it was quite a sight.

So I asked this man,

“How does one get Bowler’s Tan?”

and his answer was quite lewd,

“Simple”, he said, “Go bowling in the nude.”

]]> http://www.30secondwords.com/2010/02/04/bowlers-tan-a-lewd-poem/feed/ 0 lewd,licivious,obscene,poem,vulgar I came upon a man - Who had a case of Bowler's Tan, - Two fingers and a thumb were white, - it was quite a sight. - So I asked this man, - "How does one get Bowler's Tan?" - and his answer was quite lewd, - "Simple", he said, "Go bowling in the nude." I came upon a man Who had a case of Bowler's Tan, Two fingers and a thumb were white, it was quite a sight. So I asked this man, "How does one get Bowler's Tan?" and his answer was quite lewd, "Simple", he said, "Go bowling in the nude." Kevin Matthews no