I came upon a man

Who had a case of Bowler’s Tan,

Two fingers and a thumb were white,

it was quite a sight.

So I asked this man,

“How does one get Bowler’s Tan?”

and his answer was quite lewd,

“Simple”, he said, “Go bowling in the nude.”

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