Tyro: A beginner, just starting to learn

February 8th, 2010 by No comments »

Tyro. When you’ve been playing a sport or participating in an activity for years and years, it can be a challenge to have patience with newcomers.  It’s tempting to roll your eyes and grumble about the ignorant rookie, or the bumbling wannabe.  But you were there once, right?  And you turned out okay.  So maybe that amateur has potential, too.  Maybe she’s a tyro: a novice, a trainee, a beginner eager to learn.  Instead of complaining, maybe you can be her mentor.  Tyro: a beginner, just starting to learn.

Spleen: Unreleased Anger

February 7th, 2010 by No comments »

Spleen. When you lose your temper, you’re said to be “venting your spleen.”  Why the spleen?  Why not the pancreas?  Well, doctors used to think a healthy personality required balancing four fluids, or humours.  Too much blood made you sanguine—calm, even apathetic—and you might need leeches.  Too much spleen made you melancholy, or bad-tempered, or angry.  Modern psychology says venting is good because repressed rage can build up and explode like… well, like a ruptured spleen.  Spleen: pent-up anger.

Serpentine: Like a Snake

February 6th, 2010 by No comments »

Serpentine. The auto mechanic fixed a squeak by tightening my serpentine belt.  Sound technical?  It’s not.  Instead of having one direct drive belt for the starter, one for the air conditioner, one for the radiator, and so on, modern cars run all of their accessories with just one long belt.  As you’d expect, it twists and turns like a snake.  It’s serpent-like… or, serpentine.  Of  course, when I asked why tightening it costs so much, the mechanic’s explanation was also serpentine.  Serpentine: Looking or moving like a snake.

Certitude: Being sure (even if you are not right)

February 5th, 2010 by No comments »

Have you ever watched little kids?  When the teacher asks a question, they don’t just raise their hands.  They raise their whole arms, reaching for the ceiling, screaming, “Oh, oh, oh, I know, I know, call on me!”  They’re absolutely positive they know the answer.  That’s certitude.  They’re not necessarily right, but they’re sure.  By high school, though, things change.  Certitude gives way to doubt, and to the grownup fear of being wrong.  And then it’s hard to raise even a fingertip.  Certitude: being sure.

Bowler’s Tan: A Lewd Poem

February 4th, 2010 by No comments »

I came upon a man

Who had a case of Bowler’s Tan,

Two fingers and a thumb were white,

it was quite a sight.

So I asked this man,

“How does one get Bowler’s Tan?”

and his answer was quite lewd,

“Simple”, he said, “Go bowling in the nude.”

Euphonius: Pleasing to the Ear

February 3rd, 2010 by No comments »

Euphonious. Your friend has a big solo with the orchestra. After the show, she asks, breathlessly, “So? What’d you think?”

“It was amazing,” you say. “You were… euphonious!”

She bursts into tears. “I’m… phony?” she sobs.

“No,” you say. “Euphonious. Harmonious, delightful to the ear, opposite of cacophonous….? I learned it on 30 Second Words.”

“Oh,” she says, sniffling. As you walk away, she mutters, “Showoff.”

Euphonius: pleasing to the ear.

ACCRETE: To Grow by Addition

February 2nd, 2010 by No comments »

Accrete. One of the most beautiful images in modern astronomy is the accretion disk. Saturn’s rings are one example, but similar rings form around black holes. They capture millions of tiny bits of interstellar matter, which fall into orbit and form a disk that accumulates over time, that grows by adding new pieces—that accretes. On certain websites, your network of friends may accrete over time, as well—unless you have the personality of a black hole. Then they might disperse. Accrete: to grow by addition.

A Valentine’s Day Segue

February 14th, 2009 by No comments »

Audicity Experiment: Vocabulary Words for Standardized Tests

February 10th, 2009 by No comments »

The recording is 8 minutes long and is comprised of approximately 40 vocabulary words and their definitions.   With this production, 30 Second Words podcast has broken into long form territory with the first of three Vocabulary Study Aids.  This was recorded in 2006 in preparation for my Graduate Record Exam (GRE), primarily as an exercise in the Audacity open-source sound editing software.    I am listening to them tonight and thought they seemed useful enough to share.

I would urge you to use these podcasts as supplementary material for a Princeton Review, Barron’s or Kaplan’s Study Guide to the Graduate Record Exam (General).  Don’t fret over which publisher, just get one!

Note:  Writing credit for the definitions goes to one, if not all, the publishers listed above.  I will admit to some shoddy record keeping as they were intended for personal use.  I remember getting the list from a website that listed one of these three books as a source.  If you find these useful, please consider purchasing one of them from the link below.

Sagacity Be Damned… Let Me Be Inane!

February 3rd, 2009 by No comments »

The wise man, a sage, will never be in love if he always shows his sagacity.